OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/27/2007
Written by chuck on April 26, 2007 – 10:00 pm -
Governmentium
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Governmentium
A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science.
The new element has been tentatively named “Governmentium”. Governmentium has 1 neutron,12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to
complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium’s mass
will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as “Critical Morass”. You will know it when you see it.
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol
on his breath and lipstick on his cheek. “I assume,” she
snarled, “that there is a damn good reason for you to come
waltzing in at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is.” he replied, “Where’s Breakfast.”
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