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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/30/2007

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If you mated a bulldog and a shitsu, would it be called a
bullshit?
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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress
and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not
bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand , and heads back
to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his
way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes
like he’s a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

“Oh look” says the first nun, “it’s a soap dispenser”.

To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.
Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.

Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then
twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells…

“Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!”

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The Cadbury’s Candy Co. And Merck Drug Co. have combined to market the new Mint flavored birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major drug store
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They’re going to be called…. “Pre-dick-a-mints!”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors
or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it
out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the
man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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