Our Lighter Side 3/26/2007
Written by chuck on March 27, 2007 – 5:01 am -Proof that man does need a woman
Serious Side: Woman defies Chinese developers
The Computer Tip Corner: mht vs htm
OLS Hidden Face
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THE ROMANTIC HUSBAND
Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: “Oh, that feels good.”
His hand moves to her breast.
She: “Gee, honey, that feels wonderful.”
His hand moves to her leg.
She: “Oh, honey, don’t stop.”
But he stops.
She: “Why did you stop?”
He: “I found the remote.”
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A 2006 study found that the average American walks about 900 miles per year.
Another study found that Americans drink an average of 22 gallons of beer per year.
That means, on average, Americans get approximately 41 miles per gallon.
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This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this
handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts.
Making sure she goes through his line, she leans over and asks if he’ll carry her groceries out to which he responds, “Sure lady.”
They no sooner get out of the store when she again leans over and whispers,
“You know, I have an itchy pussy.”
To which he responds, “You’ll have to point it out lady, all
those Japanese cars look alike to me!!”
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Proof that man does need a woman
http://www.ourlighterside.com/stuff/proofman/
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Serious Side: Woman defies Chinese developers
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/6483997.stm
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The Computer Tip Corner: mht vs htm
If you want a single file that has both the web page and the images, then save the web page as an .mht archive file. This single file is good for attaching to email too.
The only problem is that all the relative links are converted to absolute URLs and will not work offline (even if you saved other web pages to the same folder). So the quick links and the Table of Contents links will not work offline.
The quick links on the .mht page will work if you are online at the same time as you click the quick link. Because those links have been converted to absolute, full URLs and will take you back to the original web pages online.
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OLS Hidden Face
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Adult Humor
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