OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/19/2007

Written by chuck on March 19, 2007 – 8:04 am -

Many members have asked how to view past OLS. At this time you can’t but with any luck you will be able to soon. Thanks to all OLS for your support during the change.

OLS Hidden Face

Serious Side: Alaska town is giving away land

Chuck’s Ramblings: Dumb and Dumber

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A woman was unhappy with the way her laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry, so she wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

She got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so the following week she enclosed another note: “USE MORE SOAP ON PANTIES!”

The Chinese laundryman became very annoyed, and when her clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:

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I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!”

And the other guy says: “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: “Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!”

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. “Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, “No……..I’m a little busy right now!!!”

Then I hear the guy say nervously…

“Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!”

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Serious Side: Alaska town is giving away land

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Chuck’s Ramblings: Dumb and Dumber

When I first read about the forever stamp I though it was a very dumb idea, but the more I think about it, the dumber it becomes.

First, if the consumers and businesses purchased a life time supply of stamps, the Postal Service would have a huge amount of money from the sale. They would squander and waste the money and in a few years the tax payers would have to subsidize the Postal Service with some type of tax.

The dumber part of the idea is if consumers and businesses did buy a life time supply of stamps. Not only would they have to keep up with the stamps, their investment would not grow near as fast as investing the money. A consumer or business could invest the same amount of money in stock market, mutual funds, etc. and come out way ahead even if they had to pay sixty five cents to mail a letter 20 years from now.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/03/AR2006050301039.html

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